February 2009
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The IKEA Catalogue
Next to the Bible and Harry Potter, it’s the third most printed publication worldwide.
January 2009
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This Modern Age →
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frosh boys in the library
1: I gotta show you this hella sick zombie game.
2: Are you a PRIEST? Shoot the plane! Shoot that little girl! Dude this shit is hella boss!
3: Yeah, I know. Hella CEO.
2: Hey, let's do [a facebook] album right now.
Librarian: Boys. Uh-uh.
2: Hellllla gay.
3: What do they expect us to do on these computers
1: I don't know. Freaking mommy-cast.
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我: 馬桶蓋放下來嘛!
爸: 你放下來啦...
我: 又不是我拿起來的!
媽: ＊放下馬桶蓋＊
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Imagining the 10th Dimension →
Sometimes I go really out of my way to avoid people I don’t like.
I don’t like butting heads or confrontations of any sort. Although, if it really boiled down to it, I’m very good at arguing, (I do happen to practice every single day with my family anyway) so I would probably win, so less humiliation for the other party. Ha ha ha. No.
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Muxtape is back. →
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“Thanks for drawing pictures on my back with your fingers whenever I feel bad.”
I took 880 all the way to Auto Mall today after choir because for some reason I thought I still lived in Fremont. I drove thirty-one miles to get home, as opposed to the usual nine.
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50 people, 1 question →
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“Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that...”
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realizations
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Forrest Gump have essentially the same exact story, if you think about it! They both start off with this guy that can’t really walk when he’s little, and they meet their loves at a young age, go to war, come back and the girl is a completely different person, et cetera, et cetera.
As soon as I discover someone’s parents are from the...
Hamburger Bed →
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Is Obama President? →
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Cheerios
I always wolf down my cereal because I don’t like to eat it soggy.
Speeding 20 over on the highway while texting your parents that you’ll try to be home for the 11 o’clock driving curfew is scary.
So is mocking someone’s really intense, tattooed boo.
The Re-Invention of Instant Film →
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“Out of clutter, find simplicity.
From discord, find harmony.
In the middle of...”
– Albert Einstein
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“Sometimes we’re on a collision course, and we just don’t know it....”
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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US Airways Plane Crashes Into Hudson River →
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myopia
Recently, I heard that sleeping with the lights on causes one to become nearsighted.
Is this the truth? I don’t understand how it would happen it it were real. For a while now, I have taken to reading RSS feeds on my iPhone in the dark while I lay in bed. Terrible habit, I know. But, I’m sure that would cause more myopia than light penetrating the pupils through eyelids. And I still...
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Walmart Virus →
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sheep
Someone had a computer printout of “Inner Animals and Secret Animals” for their Astronomy class today. Really it’s just the Chinese zodiac, but with birth month and hour of birth instead of your birth year, which is your outer animal. Apparently the inner animal represents who you want to be and the secret animal is a part of you that only you know about and the part that’s...
Slumdog + Canon →
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finals
This week is easy peasy. Schedule:
M+T » ABDEF → “7 period day” but I don’t have C/G [0755-1410]
W » BD → English Vocabulary Final & Graphic Design scans/magazine due [0830-1210]
T » A → regular macroeconomics class period since we already took the microecon final before winterbreak, and once again, no C/G [0800-0940]
F » EF→ AP French Language Final on...
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Watchtoday.
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“I think design is a lifetime experience, it’s an everyday labor....”
– sevendaysmakeaweek.com